Why loving cats is manlier than loving dogs:
- They hunt. (Professionally!)
- They bring home the bacon (and birds, and rabbits, and rats, and mice, and moles, and…).
- Dogs are armed with teeth…cats are armed to the teeth.
- When cats play it sharpens their work skills.
- Cats don’t need to get all hyped up to attack, they’re always interested in pouncing on something.
- Cats don’t talk their prey to death before pouncing, they get on with it. Cats invented silent but deadly. =D
- Cats are their own people, not somebody’s “lap dog,” even when they are on your lap. Whoever heard of a “yes” cat?
- When cats say something it has a purpose. They don’t endlessly whine and yammer on like dogs.
- Cats are loving and loyal but don’t insist on reminding you of it every five seconds, nor do they have to slobber all over you.
- It has been said that dogs are like “little furry men” and that cats are like “little furry women”…if this is true then any man who prefers the company of a “little furry man” should probably keep his mouth shut about masculinity.
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I said to someone that I met a while back that I want to find a woman like my cat. She said, "Ooooh, I don't think that you want to tel any women that." I said, "Let me explain." lolMy cat, Yuri, will often start purring just because I'm in the room. I can come into the room with some laundry, move around putting things away, and I will hear her purring from the other side of the room; she is loud! I can sit next to her, or put my hand on her, and she starts purring. She is like a mini chainsaw (albeit one that doesn't run steady). I am looking for the woman that will "purr" because I am around...and I will "purr" because she is around.
The woman I was talking to said that she understood, and that is how she felt around her fiancee (they have since married).
One of the things that I love about cats is that they purr. It's great! Nothing like it. =)
2 comments:
I just wanted to let you know--since I have been reading through your blogs--that I find you to be quite witty. It's a rare quality these days.
Your June 3, 2008 entry (about why you love your cat) was both charming and sweet - creatively correct.
I found your James Bond piece beautiful...paralleling why Christianity is like James Bond as an interesting comparison.
I am looking forward to reading more of your entries in your archives.
Thank you! :-)
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